Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Population Control!

In a sad but fitting story from the wonderful East Side. A young Hmong girl has died from picking and eating the "Eastern American Destroying Angel" mushroom which is HIGHLY toxic! Having lived next to a Hmong family for the last ten years this does not surprise me. There eating habits and general hygiene is terrible. I watched as they killed, plucked and ate "squab". Not just any "squab" but pigeon on the Ron Popeil rotisserie grille. I stared at a goat head from my kitchen window for 5 days. I also watched as he layed out 15 carp in the sun for 8 hours and then came back cleaned them and watched in amazement as 30 of them descended on his house and consumed ALL of it after just boiling. Do these people not have taste buds????????

My thought, this was just another way that God is culling the heard!!!!!!

"Hey look a patch of mushrooms Pia!"

Monday, September 25, 2006

Bass Ackwards?

The saga of the house continues... After a unsuccessful period of time trying to sell my house I finally broke down and refinished the hardwood floors in my house this past week.

Man did I go about this ALL WRONG.
When selling your house get it in shape BEFORE it goes on the market. I was a little naive about how long it was going to take. Last year they were bidding on houses like mine, now I can't get an offer! Sure, I have had TONS of showings but not a single offer. We lost the house we had the purchase agreement on. Basically we let the offer expire and 5 days later it sold for 276K. It was listed for 274K and they dropped it 5K so I could drop mine 5K to move it. They were willing to extend the agreement but I was beginning to feel bad about them not able to consider other offers. So the house that I really, really wanted is now gone. After a short period of being down about moving I have started looking at houses again. There are a TON where we want to move but nothing has jumped out at me yet.

If you are thinking of moving...wait a bit longer and you will get a house that is priced right. Maybe this is a good thing for us. Maybe we can get MORE house for less money then we were initially prepared to spend. I just don't want to move in the winter!

Friday, September 08, 2006

What the FUCK is wrong with this state?

Is it me, or is this state full of really FUCKED up people? Two of the most recent "tales" include a group of three boys who decided to dig up the recently buried body of a 20 year old woman who was killed in a motorcycle accident. Their intent was to have sex with the body because she was good looking. LOOK at these backroad hillbilly dorks!!!!! Is it something in the water or in the air or cheese??

The latest report is about a gang rape of an 11 year old girl. ELEVEN YEARS OLD! By an estimated 20 people including a 40 year old man. On top of that, a 16 year old girl watched and told them what sex acts to do to her!! I'm sure this is common news in THAT STATE but I continue to be amazed by the total depraved filth that state produces.

Having had the displeasure of driving around rural Northern Wisconsin while my brother looked for lake property you would be amazed at how out of touch these people are. My brother stopped at what I call a squaters trailer. It was a run down double wide with a "Linnie" sign in the window. Now mind you we were in the middle of NOWHERE by the Minong Flowage. I asked' "what is this?" he replied "a bar" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was waiting for that chain saw toting, butchers bib wearing mofo to come after us.

Let play fill in the blanks:
When you say Wisconsin,______________________________!

I'll be back with some actual hockey talk soon. OBTW Me and LB ("lil bastard" aka my son) are going to our first hockey game Oct. 6th. Should be a hoot!!!!!