Mom PWNS son!

Absolute hilarious story!

Boy, can't wait for LB to start something like this!

How do you spell stupid?

I don't care who you are that's funny right there...

This poor Dbag is pwned for life! What was this guy thinking?

I guess you spell it "Chi-Tonw"

I dotn see teh prolbme!




And finally the 11th way to look like a "Toolbag" See this link!

Gaybert tattoo on your ankle like the current "tramp stamp on the ass back" rage!

DouchePost of the Year!

I do not usually react to blog posts with posts here. Usually. I must point this one out though. The author is a self proclaimed fan of "UAA hockey, SOCCER?, Chicks? and games!"

Argggg... this is to easy. I can't even write without laughing!

"You know how I know you're gay..."

I have come to find the most UAA fans are fairly knowledgeable when it comes to NC$$ hockey. He just blew it for them.

Just have a read. You're smart, you can form your own opinion.


Meanwhile in StPaul, in the State of the WCHA Final Five (Hockey), tElliott and the BADgers shut out Tech 4-zip. To bad the fans there still have to listen to the Tech band and their between whistle drone of a song. If you know the band you know the song. Listen for it on FSN tonight.

I only caught the first period of the game but sconi pretty much shut them down that period so most of the game must have been the same way!

0-1 on the picks. Who cares! Better DEAD then RED! Bring on bucky. It should be a helluva game. Becky has everything to play for. They need to win out to make it into the dance. The Goof's have to prove they can play with intensity for 60 minutes. One comment from a player in the FishWrapper West is as follows ""We can't lose the rest of the season; that's our motto right now" Nothing like stating the obvious! I think they are, considering last years meltdown and this years coasting into the Final Five. Yes coasting.

Better bring it boys because BECKY will be fired up for sure.

How's the weather up there in UAA land? I heard the off season for UAA players is a sure sign of spring. Early again this year I see. Maybe Punxsutawney Phil should be replaced with Anchorage Al?




WhatCha think? If he comes out of his igloo and sees his favorite SeaDog's still playing we get six more weeks of hockey?

Let's stick with Phil! We'd never get six more weeks with Al.

The Boys, The Drunks, The Oshie(and Toews)

Three players may face charges

Two UND men's hockey players were cited for being minors in a bar and another player could be charged with obstructing a police officer, WDAZ-TV reported Wednesday.

Sophomore forwards Jonathan Toews and T.J. Oshie received citations for being at Judy's Tavern in Grand Forks on Sunday night. Junior defenseman Robbie Bina, who is 24 years old, may face charges of obstructing a police officer.

UND coach Dave Hakstol did not comment on the incident and said it would be handled internally. Police are examining whether Judy's will face any charges.

W.W.O.D. What Would Oshie Drink

But it is OK. On with the "green goggles" again. Remember the whole Blarney's/FOX9 thing? If you are a SUZE fan you do. You had your fun. Now it's our turn.

Not only have these two been sighted for under age drinking (under age in a bar?), 24 YO Robbie Bina has been sighted with obstructing a police officer. The conversation probably went as follows:

Cop-"Step aside and let me handle this."
Bina- "They are just a little drunk leave them alone, don't you KNOW who they are?
Cop- "Nope"
Bina-"They are North Dakota's most famous sports stars"
Cop- "Is that so?"
Bina- "Yes and WE just swept the Gophers!"
Cop- "SO?"
Bina- "So? So you need to let us go"
Cop- "Why?
Bina- "Because we are the only game in the state"

Cop shoves Oshie into squad car.

Bina- "Stop that bitch"
Cop- "BITCH?"
Bina- "Yeah, do you know who owns the team?"
Cop- "OWNS? It's a college team, nobody owns them."
Bina- "You had better watch it or Ralph's "crew" will come looking for you"

Second cop shove Toews into squad.

Bina- "Who ratted us out?"
Cop- "Anonymous call from somewhere in DinkyTown on the UofM campus"
Bina- "FUCKING REF'S, I FUCKIN KNEW IT!"


Let's all follow the growing "it's OK, they are just kids" thread over at itsalltherefsfault.com.

Oh the hypocrisy!

Clothing Optional

For those of you that take yourself to seriously and lack humor!

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the
couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered."
But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my LOVE dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"LOVE dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband LOVES me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end.
Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me
for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for
her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home.

He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my LOVE dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

I don't care, that right there is funny.